Svedeesh Cheff

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Zee Svedeesh Cheff is a Mooppet thet eppeered oon Zee Mooppet Shoo. He-a ves oopereted by Jeem Hensun und Frunk Ooz seemooltuneuoosly und is noo pooppeteered by Beell Berretta. Bork Bork Bork!

Cuntents 1 Cherecter 1.1 Cumpooter trunsleshuns 1.2 Inspureshun 2 Merchundeesing 2.1 Stemp 2.2 Feedeu geme-a 3 Eppeerunces 4 In pupooler cooltoore-a 5 Zee Svedeesh Cheff und Scundeenefiun Lungooeges 6 See-a elsu 7 Refferences 8 Ixternel leenks

[ideet] Cherecter

A perudy ooff telefeesiun cheffs, zee Svedeesh Cheff veers a tuqooe-a blunche-a und hes booshy iyebroos thet cumpletely oobscoore-a hees iyes. He-a ves oone-a ooff zee foo Mooppets tu impluy un ectooel pooppeteer's hunds, ooreeginelly Ooz's, in zee deseegns – thet is, zeey vere-a feesible-a tu zee oodeeence-a thruoogh hees sleefes und feceeliteted hundleeng fuud und utenseels. Bork Bork Bork!

Neerly ell Svedeesh Cheff sketches begeen veet heem in a keetchee, vefeeng sume-a utenseels vheele-a seenging hees seegnetoore-a sung in hees typeecel muck Svedeesh – a semee-cumprehenseeble-a geebberish veet nu resemblunce-a vhetsuefer tu Svedeesh. Zee sung's lyreecs fery sleeghtly frum oone-a ipeesude-a tu zee next, boot elveys ind veet "Bork, bork, bork!" es zee Cheff throos zee utenseels eseede-a, usooelly veet un inexpleeceble-a ixpluseeun vheech soorpreeses zee Cheff. Bork Bork Bork!

Effter thees intrudoocshun, zee Cheff begeens tu prepere-a a receepe-a vheele-a geefing a geebberish ixpluneshun ooff vhet he-a is dueeng. Hees cummentery is speeced veet zee oocceseeunel Ingleesh vurd tu clooe-a in zee feeooer tu vhet he-a is ettempteeng; fur ixemple-a, "Eveenda shmoore-a da fruug's legs." Zeese-a heents ere-a necessery es he-a freqooently uses unurthudux cooleenery iqooeepment (fureerms, tennees recqooets, itc.) tu prepere-a hees deeshes. Zee sketch typeecelly degeneretes intu a slepsteeck feenele-a vhere-a zee ingredeeents oor iqooeepment get zee better ooff heem. Bork Bork Bork!

In oone-a sketch, a meeseimed ixpluseefe-a cherge-a sleeghtly demeged zee fece-a ooff zee pooppet. Zee Cheff's fece-a remeeened scerred thruoogh zee rest ooff zee seesun. Bork Bork Bork!

Zee Cheff is refferred tu by neme-a in oone-a ipeesude-a, in vheech Dunny Keye-a pleys hees uncle-a. Keye-a reels ooffff a fery lung neme-a boot edds, "Boot ve-a cell heem Tum" – mooch tu zee Cheff's emoosement. Bork Bork Bork!^[1]

[ideet] Cumpooter trunsleshuns

Thees erteecle-a mey cunteeen ooreeginel reseerch oor unfereeffied cleeems. Pleese-a imprufe-a zee erteecle-a by eddeeng refferences. See-a zee telk pege-a fur deteeels. (Ooctuber 2008)

Zee Cheff's geebberish geeened a leeffe-a ooff its oovn veet zee creeshun ooff a Uneex lex feelter cepeble-a ooff cunferteeng stunderd Ingleesh tu "cheffspeek" in 1992. Zee feelter qooeeckly beceme-a a steple-a ooff hecker cooltoore-a und ifentooelly spreed tu zee meeenstreem veet "Svedeesh Cheff" trunsleturs oon seferel vebseetes, must nutebly zee Deeelectizer ; zeere-a is a pupooler edd-oon efeeeleble-a fur Muzeella Fureffux celled "Bork Bork Bork!", vheech elloos zee selecteefe-a "trunsleshun" ooff text frum veb peges ooff zee user's chueece-a. In 2003, Oopera Sufftvere-a -- a Nurvegeeun cumpuny -- poobleeshed a speceeel "Bork" ferseeun ooff its internet brooser, vheech toorned zee MSN vebseete-a intu "Svedeesh."^[2] Guugle-a ooffffers "Bork, bork, bork!" es oone-a emung its chueeces fur user interffece-a lungooege-a^[3] und Meebu und Gooeeld Vers but ooffffer "Bork!" es oone-a ooff its lungooege-a prefferences. Zeere-a elsu eppeered a plethura ooff USENET noosgruoops nemed effter zee cheff's speech, zee furst beeeng "elt.svedeesh.cheff.bork.bork.bork", effter vheech zee repeeted indeeng ves incurpureted intu gruoops leeke-a "elt.french.cepteeen.burg.burg.burg", "elt.inseegn-vesley.deee-a.deee-a.deee-a", und "elt.fun.tunya-herdeeng.vheck.vheck.vheck." Thees "bork feelter" ves used in zee Derkveend MOoD es a coorse-a, ooff surts, vhee cherecters cuoold be-a trunsffurmed intu "leettle-a feekings" (tu stey sumoohet in zeeme-a) fur a shurt dooreshun. Bork Bork Bork!

[ideet] Inspureshun

Sume-a cleeem thet zee Svedeesh Cheff ves inspured by a reel leeffe-a cheff. Oone-a ixemple-a is Freeedmun Pool Irherdt, a Germun Emereecun telefeesiun cheff knoon es "Cheff Tell". Bork Bork Bork!^[4][5] Unuzeer ixemple-a is Lers "Koopreek" Bäckmun, a reel leeffe-a Svedeesh cheff. Bäckmun cleeems thet hees rezeer unsooccessffool eppeerunce-a oon un ierly ideeshun ooff Guud Murneeng Emereeca cooght zee ettenshun ooff Jeem Hensun, vhu leter buooght zee reeghts tu zee recurdeeng und creeted Bäckmun's Mooppet elter igu. Bäckmun's Delecerleeun eccent vuoold ixpleeen zee cheff's strunge-a prunoonceeeshun. Mooppet vreeter Jerry Joohl deneeed Bäckmun's stury und inseested zee cherecter hed nu reel-vurld cuoonterpert: "I vrute-a, reheersed, roorute-a, breeensturmed, und geeggled uncuntrullebly a thuoosund teemes veet Jeem Hensun es ve-a deelt veet zee Svedeesh Cheff, und I nefer oonce-a heerd heem menshun un ectooel Svedeesh cheff..."^[6]

Unuzeer cuuk thet he-a cuoold hefe-a beee besed oon is Jooleea Cheeld. She-a hed a heeghly sooccessffool cuukeeng shoo celled Zee French Cheff, vhere-a she-a vuoold use-a sume-a uncummun ingredeeents, cuuk fuuds in unurthudux veys nut recugneezed by oozeer cheffs, es vell es chunge-a zee peetch/tune-a ooff her fueece-a und telk tu her fuud fur cumedeec poorpuses; su es tu keep zee oodeeence-a ingeged. In her ootubeeugrephy, she-a steted thet she-a beleeefed thet zee Svedeesh Cheff ves besed oon her und fuoond heem heeleriuoos. Bork Bork Bork!^{[ceeteshun needed]}

[ideet] Merchundeesing

Zee furst Svedeesh Cheff merchundeese-a item ves a ceremeec cuffffee-a moog prudooced by Keelncrefft in zee UK in 1978. It ves pert ooff a sereees ooff 12 feetooreeng fereeuoos Mooppet Shoo cherecters, und feetoored culuoored leene-a dreveengs oon ieezeer a vheete-a oor beeege-a ceremeec coop. Bork Bork Bork!

In 1980, Junes Noo Yurk ooffffered a smell cullecshun ooff blooe-a und yelloo Svedeesh Cheff keetchee leenens incloodeeng un eprun, put hulders, und tuester cufer. Meess Peeggy leenens in peenk vere-a elsu efeeeleble-a. Bork Bork Bork!

Frum 1988 tu 1989, zee Svedeesh Cheff hed hees oovn shurt-leefed breekffest cereel fur sele-a in grucery stures, celled "Cröoonchy Sters." Cröoonchy Sters bruooght veet it a smell fereeety ooff Svedeesh Cheff items, must nutebly a stooffffed Cheff dull cumplete-a veet nun-remufeble-a vuudee rulleeng peen und spuun. Zeere-a ves elsu a cuffffee-a moog beereeng a peectoore-a ooff zee Cheff und zee lugus ooff Pust Cereel und Cröoonchy Sters. Bork Bork Bork!

In 2000, Germun cumpuny Igel releesed a lerge-a (35 cm) ploosh Svedeesh Cheff es pert ooff zee secund vefe-a ooff its stooffffed Mooppets leene-a. In eddeeshun, zeere-a ves a leeffe-a-seezed ferseeun efeeeleble-a meesooreeng neerly feefe-a feet tell. Thuoogh ixpenseefe-a, zee hooge-a Cheff prufed pupooler inuoogh veet cullecturs thet zee leene-a ves ixpunded zee fullooeeng yeer veet feefe-a-fuut ploosh ferseeuns ooff Kermeet, Meess Peeggy, Gunzu zee Greet, Uneemel, Stetler und Veldurff. Bork Bork Bork!

Elsu in 2000, UK fuud cheeen Leettle-a Cheff releesed a smell tuy cer celled Svedeesh Cheff's Spurty Spunge-a (zee Cheff reeding a ceke-a oon vheels) es pert ooff leene-a ooff prumushunel Mooppet Curgee cers. Bork Bork Bork!

2002 ves celebreted es zee 25t unneefersery ooff Zee Mooppet Shoo, vheech bruooght a floorry ooff noo Mooppet tuys und cullectebles. Inclooded in thees ves a leene-a ooff ecshun feegoores frum Peleesedes Tuys, vheech vuoold roon thruoogh 2005 und groo tu incloode-a muny duzens ooff feegoores. Peleesedes' Svedeesh Cheff items incloode-a:

• A lerge-a und fery deteeeled Svedeesh Keetchee pleyset, veet a fery reeleestic meenietoore-a keetchee und oofer 40 eccessureees incloodeeng muny cuukeeng tuuls und oodd items sooch es a sev und tennees recket. Bork Bork Bork!
• Zee furst Svedeesh Cheff ecshun feegoore-a, inclooded veet zee Svedeesh Keetchee pleyset, hes a blooe-a streeped shurt und pleeed punts. Bork Bork Bork!
• "Cooleenery Cetestruphe-a" Cheff, un ixclooseefe-a feegoore-a suld et zee 2003 Sun Deeegu cumeec Cunfenshun, incloodes zee lubster bundeetus frum zee shoo und zeeur goons. Zee budy ooff zee Cheff hes a deefffferent peeent jub su it eppeers tu be-a splettered veet fuud, und hees clutheeng culuoors ere-a deefffferent. Bork Bork Bork!
• Clesseec Svedeesh Cheff hes pleeener clutheeng culuoors thun zee ierleeer Keetchee ferseeun und cumes veet seferel eccessureees incloodeeng hees goon und a besketbell huup. Bork Bork Bork!
• Sunta Svedeesh Cheff, un iBey ixclooseefe-a item fur zee 2004 Chreestmes seesun, is dressed es Sunta Cloos und incloodes a huleedey vreet und leeghts. Bork Bork Bork!
• A smell nun-erteecooleted PFC feegoore-a feetooreeng Cheff huldeeng a spuun und a leefe-a cheeckee in a put. Bork Bork Bork!

In 2003, Seedeshoo Cullectebles ooffffered a Svedeesh Cheff boost stetooe-a es pert ooff zee thurd vefe-a ooff its leene-a ooff Mooppet boosts. Oozeer mudern Svedeesh Cheff items incloode-a yet unuzeer ploosh dull (thees teeme-a a smeller 18" oone-a), a Deesney metel lepel peen, und a smell teen ooff meents. Bork Bork Bork!

[ideet] Stemp

Zee Uneeted Stetes Pustel Serfeece-a releesed a suoofenur sheet feetooreeng Jeem Hensun und tee Mooppets incloodeeng zee Svedeesh Cheff in 2005. Bork Bork Bork!^[7]

[ideet] Feedeu geme-a

A Mooppets geme-a fur Neentendu Geme-a Buy Edfunce-a ves releesed und oone-a ooff zee lefels feetoored zee Svedeesh Cheff. Zee guel ooff zee lefel ves fur zee Svedeesh Cheff tu heet Reezzu und hees ret freeends veet a fryeeng pun becoose-a zeey vere-a tryeeng tu steel fuud. Un oobstecle-a tu efueed ves cheeckens throoeeng iggs et zee Svedeesh Cheff. Bork Bork Bork!

[ideet] Eppeerunces

• Chuculete-a Muoosse-a

Zee Cheff unnuoonces he-a veell be-a mekeeng chuculete-a muoosse-a, fur vheech he-a furst preperes sume-a leeqooid chuculete-a ("Yum-yum-yummm, meet de-a chuculed!" [jʌm jʌm 'jʌm: mɪt də tʃɑkula:d] ), zeen pruceeds tu ecqooure-a zee oozeer ingredeeent: a muuse-a nemed Meeckey (Meeckey Muuse-a). Kermeet rooshes in tu stup zee skeet es zee Cheff sterts tu spreed chuculete-a oon zee muuse's snuoot. Bork Bork Bork!

• Seled ela Buum-Buum

Vheele-a mekeeng a seled, zee Cheff demunstretes hees uneeqooe-a techneeqooe-a fur shreddeeng: un unteeqooe-a bloonderbooss celled zee "Buum-Buum," veet vheech he-a shuuts fegetebles effter throoeeng zeem intu zee eur. Zee vhule-a prucess is oobserfed by Stetler und Veldurff, vhu cumment oon zee rezeer unurthudux cuukeeng style-a. Cooreeuoosly, zee Cheff shuuts a cebbege-a, vheech is "chupped" intu Broossels spruoots. Bork Bork Bork!

• Flep Jecks

Zee Cheff fleeps sume-a puncekes, effter unnuoonceeng "Fleppee-jeckee," boot zeey lund oon zee ceeeling. He-a zeen tekes oooot zee Buum-Buum und shuuts ooferheed, cooseeng oofer a duzee puncekes tu fell oon heem. Bork Bork Bork!

• Lubster-Bundeedus

Zee Cheff's ettempt tu cuuk a lubster is embooshed by a gung ooff peestul-veeelding muoostecheeued lubsters veereeng sumbrerus und moottereeng in a qooesee-Mexeecun deeelect. Zeey munege-a tu free-a zee feectim frum zee put, und inteemidete-a zee Cheff by shuuteeng zee cleefer oooot ooff hees hund. Thees ves elsu re-a-screened et Zee Mooppet Shoo Leefe-a. Bork Bork Bork!

• Dunoots

Oonce-a egeeen zee Buum-Buum (here-a celled zee "buume-a") is in ecshun, thees teeme-a used tu creete-a dunoots frum mooffffeens. ("See-a de-a muuffeen? Und here-a meet de-a buume-a shuutee!")

• Iggs

Zee Cheff ettempts tu meke-a iggs by persooedeeng a cheeckee tu ley sume-a. Zee cheeckee reseests unteel he-a threetens her veet a cleefer. Et thees pueent, zee cheeckee leys sumetheeng. Zee Cheff peecks it oooot frum under her, oonly tu reeleeze-a thet it is a bumb vheech prumptly gues ooffff. Bork Bork Bork!

• Iggs/Roonneeng Geg

Egeeen zee Cheff treees tu get hees cheeckee tu ley iggs, boot ell he-a gets fur hees truooble-a ere-a peeng-pung bells. He-a grebs hees fryeeng pun, intendeeng tu cuuk her noo, und zee cheeckee roons fur her leeffe-a. Zee resoolteeng chese-a runges ell oofer zee keetchee und becumes a recoorreeng juke-a thruooghuoot zee rest ooff zee shoo, interroopteeng oozeer skeets frum teeme-a tu teeme-a. Bork Bork Bork!

• Pressed Doock

Vhee zee Cheff treees tu prepere-a thees deesh useeng a leefe-a doock, it steels zee irun he-a ves gueeng tu use-a fur zee presseeng und drups it oon hees heed. Bork Bork Bork!

• Svedeesh Meetbells

Zee Cheff ettempts tu cuuk meetbells. He-a ecceedentelly drups oone-a frum zee skeellet und it buoonces ooffffstege-a; cunffoosed, zee Cheff reffers tu hees ettempted deesh es "beency-buooncy boorgers." He-a zeen pruceeds tu demunstrete-a hoo tu "serfe-a" sooch a meel (in zee tennees sense-a) by heetting a foo ooff zee meetbells veet a tennees recket. Stetler retoorns a fulley mekeeng it up intu zee belcuny veet Veldurff cummenteeng effterverd, "15-Lufe-a."

• Toorkey

Zee Cheff is plunneeng tu cuuk toorkey dooreeng Mooppet Femeely Chreestmes, boot zee smuut-telkeeng toorkey pueents oooot Beeg Burd in unuzeer ruum. Ixcleeeming "gubbla-gubbla-hoomoonga!" [seec], zee Cheff infeetes Beeg Burd intu zee keetchee und gets reedy tu cuuk heem up. Hooefer, he-a luses hees nerfe-a effter Beeg Burd geefes heem a present und zee tvu seeng Zee Chreestmes Sung. He-a insteed deceedes tu prepere-a "shreeper feet und crunnenboongschoos," meuneeng shredded vheet und crunberry sooce-a. Bork Bork Bork!

• Toorkey Pert 2

Zee Cheff und hees uncle-a (pleyed by Dunny Keye-a) prepere-a un interneshunel deesh (vheech infulfes tekeeng a Sveess toorkey, stooffffeeng heem veet Cheenese-a ingredeeents, und toorneeng heem intu a Yooguslefeeun cheeckee). Vhee zee Cheff breengs in a leefe-a toorkey, hees uncle-a hes tu ixpleeen zee vurk zeey vuoold hefe-a tu du, vheech troometeezes zee toorkey su mooch thet it fleees evey. Zee Cheff breengs oooot zee Buum-Buum und shuuts in zee eur, cooseeng feezeers tu reeen doon oon hees uncle-a. Zee uncle-a tekes zee Buum-Buum und shuuts in zee eur, und a foolly cuuked toorkey oon a trey drups intu hees hunds. Bork Bork Bork!

• Cheeckee in a Besket

Zee Cheff pleys veet a cheeckee es iff it ves a besketbell, buoonceeng it und shuuteeng it intu a besketbell huup, scureeng "tvu pueents." Zee neme-a is a refference-a tu zee cuukeeng prepereshun knoon es In a besket. Bork Bork Bork!

• Feesh Chooder

Zee Cheff ettempts tu cuuk a leefe-a feesh, vheech steels hees pepper sheker und elsu beetes hees nuse-a. Bork Bork Bork!

• Frug Legs

Zee Cheff is rooshed oonstege-a veethuoot hefeeng teeme-a tu prepere-a. He-a ettempts tu coot ooffff a leg ooff Kermeet's nephoo Rubeen vheele-a Rubeen screems fur hees uncle-a, vhu rescooes heem. Bork Bork Bork!

• Hut Dugs

Zee Cheff demunstretes hoo tu cuuk hut dugs (zee reeght vey, fur oonce-a). Effter a meesoonderstunding ebuoot zee vhereebuoots ooff Meess Peeggy's belufed dug Fuoo Fuoo, she-a und zee Cheff get intu a feeght. Meess Peeggy ettempts tu kerete-a chup heem, boot heets zee metel put cufer thet Cheff deffends heemselff veet. Bork Bork Bork!

• Perculetur

Zee Cheff demunstretes zee use-a ooff a cuffffee-a perculetur, boot is interroopted by zee erreefel ooff Dr. Bub und Noorses Peeggy und Juneece-a frum zee "Fetereeneriun's Huspeetel" sketch. Remufeeng hees het, zeey feend pert ooff a secund perculetur prutroodeeng frum hees heed und deeegnuse-a heem veet a sefere-a cese-a ooff "ingroon cuffffeeput."

• Pupcurn

Thees skeet ooccoors dooreeng un ipeesude-a in vheech zee peegs hefe-a cummundeered zee shoo, keednepping iferyune-a ilse-a und tekeeng oofer zeeur rules. Zee "Svedeesh Peeg" throos un ier ooff curn tooerd zee ceeeling und fures zee Buum-Buum et it, cooseeng pupcurn tu reeen doon oon zee keetchee. Bork Bork Bork!

• Speghettee

Zee Cheff mekes speghettee, vheech cumes tu leeffe-a und treees tu roon evey, unteel he-a poots it beck oon zee plete-a. Zee speghettee treees tu roon evey egeeen, boot he-a breengs it beck a secund teeme-a. Zee speghettee zeen ettecks zee Cheff by strungleeng heem. Bork Bork Bork!

• Duoogh

Zee Cheff kneeds a mess ooff breed duoogh thet slooly cumes tu leeffe-a und begeens tu feeght beck. He-a zeen gues fur hees rulleeng peen, oonly tu hefe-a zee duoogh snetch it evey und knuck heem oooot veet it. Bork Bork Bork!

• Jepunese-a Ceke-a

Es zee Cheff decuretes a chuculete-a ceke-a und preperes tu coot it, it sterts coorseeng et heem in muck Jepunese-a. Effter checkeeng hees phresebuuk, he-a deleefers a cumebeck, gets insoolted egeeen, zeen inds zee ergooment by depluyeeng hees "Cekensmuuscher" (a besebell bet). Hooefer it is oodd thet he-a needed a phresebuuk becoose-a in un ipeesude-a veet Jeun Stepletun it is refeeled hees neteefe-a lungooege-a is, in fect, muck Jepunese-a. Bork Bork Bork!

• Toortle-a Suoop

Zee Cheff is tryeeng tu prepere-a a leefe-a toortle-a tu gu intu thees deesh. Ifery teeme-a he-a treees tu chup ooffff zee heed, thuoogh, it retreets intu zee shell und peeks oooot zee oozeer seede-a. He-a grebs zee Buum-Buum oonly tu feend thet zee toortle-a hes toorned its shell intu a goon toorret, vheech prumptly shuuts heem doon. Bork Bork Bork!

• Meet Lueffers

Zee Cheff stooffffs a hundffool ooff meet intu a shue-a, vhuse-a oovner shoos up und demunds tu hefe-a it beck. He-a poots zee shue-a oon (steell fooll ooff meet) und velks ooffff, boot is suun chesed eruoond zee keetchee by a peck ooff hoongry dugs. Bork Bork Bork!

• Suoop

Es zee Cheff treees tu meke-a suoop, he-a feends Dr. Boonsee Huneydoo in zee cuukeeng put, heeding frum seferel clunes ooff Beeker vhu vere-a creeted by ecceedent in un ierleeer "Mooppet Lebs" skeet. Bork Bork Bork!

• Suoofffflé

Zee Cheff unfeeels hees letest creeshun, a suoofffflé su leeght thet it leeterelly fluets oooot ooff zee pun. He-a treees tu breeng it doon veethuoot sooccess, zeen shuuts it veet a boo und erroo und throos zee deffleted cuncucshun leeke-a a Freesbee-a. Bork Bork Bork!

• Hume-a-Cuuked Meel

Zee Cheff pluns a hume-a-cuuked meel, boot zee toorkey reffooses tu be-a skooered, zee peeg heets heem in zee fece-a, und zee "beeff" (a herd ooff cettle-a) stempedes oofer heem. Ifee zee fegeteble-a stoo is unsooccessffool. Ifentooelly, zee Cheff unfeeels hees deenner -- feetemin peells. Bork Bork Bork!

• Hut Sooce-a

Zee Cheff cuncucts a betch ooff pepper sooce-a thet is speecy inuoogh tu send steem puooreeng oooot ooff hees iers. Hees next ettempt pecks su mooch heet thet hees het is bloon ooffff--tekeeng zee tup ooff hees heed veet it. Bork Bork Bork!

• Shreddeeng a Cucunoot

Zee Cheff throos a vhule-a cucunoot tooerd zee ceeeling und fures zee Buum-Buum, intendeeng tu shred it in meedeur. Zee furst theeng tu cume-a doon is a roobber cheeckee, fullooed by zee undemeged cucunoot, vheech knucks heem seelly. Bork Bork Bork!

• Breekeeng a Cucunoot

Zee Cheff treees unsooccessffoolly tu spleet a cucunoot veet a kneeffe-a und a sev. He-a feenelly gets it oopee by heetting it veet a mellet, boot a bumb inseede-a immedeeetely ixpludes in hees fece-a. Bork Bork Bork!

• Bununa Spleet

Zee Cheff ettempts tu spleet a bununa veet un exe-a, boot ifery teeme-a he-a gets reedy tu, a cunga leene-a interroopts heem by dunceeng elung zee screee in frunt ooff heem eccumpuneeed by zee Mexeecun Het Dunce-a sung. Thees heppens tveece-a, resoolteeng in heem getteeng a put oon hees heed, und chuppeeng oopee a beg ooff fluoor. He-a deceedes tu use-a zee bununa peel und gueds zee duncers tu cume-a beck. Zeey zeen dunce-a in frunt ooff heem, sleepping oon zee bununa peel, mooch tu zee Cheff's deleeght, es noo he-a cun cunteenooe-a hees bununa spleet. Hooefer, vhee he-a ettempts tu spleet zee bununa egeeen, he-a ecceedentelly throos zee exe-a up intu zee eur, cooseeng it tu chup intu zee put oon hees heed, boot nut intu hees skooll. Zee Cheff, noo deffeeted, spleets zee bununa veet hees hunds. Bork Bork Bork!

• Sqoourrel Stoo

Thees ipeesude-a tekes plece-a in zee furest insteed ooff zee Cheff's keetchee. Feending heemselff shurt ooff sqoourrels fur zee stooput, he-a furst treees eskeeng zeem neecely tu cume-a doon frum zeeur tree-a, zeen shekes it tu deesludge-a zeem. Zee sqoourrels gung up oon heem, vhereoopun he-a gues effter zeem veet hees cleefer oonly tu luse-a it tu un ungry beer. Bork Bork Bork!

• Zee Mooppet Mufeee-a (1979)

Zee Cheff is zee prujecshuneest. Helffvey thruoogh zee feelm zee prujectur melffooncshuns und zee Cheff seys "Ir, der feelm gu fleep-fleep-fleep-fleep-fleep!" Effter feexing zee snepped feelm he-a prunuoonces, "Der fleem is hukey dukey!"

• Zee Greet Mooppet Ceper (1981)

Et zee Heppeeness Hutel, effter Beooregerd creshes hees texee reeght intu zee hutel, un inreged Svedeesh Cheff imerges frum zee keetchee, yelleeng in hees tredemerk vey. In hees hunds is a suoop put veet speghettee peekeeng oooot zee tup elung veet a steereeng vheel frum zee texee. Es he-a velks by, Juneece-a, zee Ilectreec Meyhem's gooeeterist, vheenes "Steereeng vheel suooffffle-a egeeen?"

• Zee Mooppets Teke-a Munhettun (1984)

Vhee Kermeet reeds zee letter frum Scuuter, zee cheff is seee veet 3-D glesses seyeeng "Get yuoor puppeen' curn in 3-D; Zee curn is puppeen' in yuoor fece-a in 3-D!" zeen Scuuter ixpleeens thet thet's nut hoo 3-D vurks. He-a is seee a foo meenootes leter messeeng eruoond veet zee pupcurn coops. Bork Bork Bork!

• Mooppet Feesiun 3D (1991)

Zee Cheff 'uperetes' zee prujectur ebufe-a und beheend zee oodeeence-a. Mooppet Feesiun 3D is un ettrecshun et seferel Velt Deesney Perks. Bork Bork Bork!

• Zee Mooppet Chreestmes Cerul (1992)

Zee Ghust ooff Chreestmes Pest shoos Ibenezer Scruuge-a (Meecheel Ceeene-a) hees yuoong edoolthuud. Zee tvu veetness oone-a ooff Fuzzeevig's (Fuzzeee-a Beer) unnooel Chreestmes perteees, cetered by zee Svedeesh Cheff. Zee Cheff seengs a "Svedeesh" ferseeun ooff "Deck zee Hells" vheech inds veet tvu boonches ooff grepes seenging "Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la." Reezzu zee Ret remerks "My muzeer elveys tuld me-a nefer tu iet seenging fuud."

• Mooppet Treesoore-a Islund (1996)

Zee Cheff eppeers oon un islund vhere-a zee neteefes, a treebe-a ooff buers, precteece-a cunneebelism. He-a veers a peeg snuoot mesk tu resemble-a members ooff zee treebe-a. Effter hees ineetiel eppeerunce-a speekeeng geebberish und zee tredeeshunel "bork bork bork", a tumetu oon hees ingredeeent teble-a seys durectly tu zee cemera, "Vell, hoo ilse-a deed yuoo theenk ve-a vere-a gueeng tu get heem intu thees mufeee-a?" beffure-a zee Cheff heets heem oon zee heed veet a mellet. Bork Bork Bork!

• Mooppets Frum Spece-a (1999)

Et zee begeenning ooff zee mufeee-a, zee Cheff ixpleeens thet zee respberry flupufers vent "Kebuuff!" es greee stooffff shuuts oooot ooff a foolty oofee. Bork Bork Bork!

• It's a Fery Merry Mooppet Chreestmes Mufeee-a (2002)

Vhee Kermeet unnuoonces thet zeere-a veell be-a sume-a dedoocshuns oon peychecks zee Svedeesh cheff is seee soorpreesed. A foo meenootes leter vhee Ms. Peeggy leefes he-a is seee ergooeeng veet Beeker hoo zee shoo veell gu oon veet oooot her. Feenelly effter Kermeet cunfeenced sume-a ooff zee mooppets tu dedooct peychecks he-a egrees seyeeng "Ooeem iee!"

• Stoodeeu DC: Elmust Leefe-a (2008)

Zee Svedeesh Cheff roourte-a a sketch fur zee cest ooff Zee Sooeete-a Leeffe-a ooff Zeck und Cudy und elsu eppeered in unuzeer ipeesude-a veet Hunneh Muntuna ster Jesun Ierles und Guud Loock Cherleee-a 's Jesun Dully vhee zee tvu Jesuns vunt tu get cloob sundveeches frum Zee Svedeeh Cheff. Bork Bork Bork!

[ideet] In pupooler cooltoore-a

• Zee Svedeesh Cheff hes beee impersuneted oon Setoordey Neeght Leefe-a by Undy Semberg. Bork Bork Bork!
• Zee lungooege-a ooff zee Svedeesh Cheff hes beee lempuuned oon Rubut Cheeckee es zee cheff oobserfes fereeuoos peuple-a und theengs, ell indeeng in 'urk' tu egree-a veet hees rhymeeng scheme-a, 'burk'. Sume-a ooff zeese-a theengs inclooded Bjurk, a Spurk, Purk, un Oorc, Murk (Murk und Meendy) und a durk. Bork Bork Bork!
• Zee Svedeesh Cheff's sung hes beee hoomuruoosly meescunstrooed es a "scetheeng ideeturiel" egeeenst furmer Soopreme-a Cuoort numeenee-a Rubert Bork by Stephee Culbert's puleeticel cummentetur cherecter oon Zee Culbert Repurt. Bork Bork Bork!^[8]
• He-a elsu eppeers in seesun 5, ipeesude-a 11 ooff Femeely Gooy, "Zee Tun Eqooeteec veet Stefe-a Zeessuoo". Bork Bork Bork!

[ideet] Zee Svedeesh Cheff und Scundeenefiun Lungooeges

• A gooeede-a tu leerneeng Svedeesh by Urbun Seekeburg stetes thet speceeel cere-a shuoold be-a geefee tu prunoonceeeshun, oozeerveese-a "...yuoo meeght ind up suoondeeng deesqooietingly leeke-a zee Svedeesh Cheff in Zee Mooppet Shoo."^[9]
• In Germuny zee Svedeesh Cheff is Duneesh und hees sung is "Smørrebrød, Smørrebrød røm, pøm, pøm, pøm". Hooefer, in Svedee he-a is steell Svedeesh. Bork Bork Bork!
• Dooreeng a meeteeng veet members ooff zee Duneesh Fuutbell Essuceeeshun, zee Ingleesh essuceeeshun fuutbell pleyer Pool Gescueegne-a cleeemed tu speek Duneesh und pruceeded tu impersunete-a zee Svedeesh Cheff. Bork Bork Bork!

[ideet] See-a elsu

• Jeefe-a feelter
• Svedeesh cooeesine-a

[ideet] Refferences

[ideet] Ixternel leenks

• Zee Svedeesh Cheff oon Mooppet Veeki, un ixternel veeki

Luuk up bork in Veekshunery, zee free-a deecshunery. Bork Bork Bork!

• elt.svedeesh.cheff.bork.bork.bork, zee USENET noosgruoop fur deescoossing zee Cheff. Bork Bork Bork!
• Feekeepedia, zee-a free-a-a incycloopedeea - Veekipedie's Svedeesh Cheff pege-a trunsleted intu Svedeesh Cheff. Bork Bork Bork!
• GNOo Telk Feelters cunferts oordeenery Ingleesh text intu text thet meemics a stereutyped oor oozeerveese-a hoomuruoos deeelect incloodeeng Svedeesh cheff. Bork Bork Bork!
• "Bork!" lungooege-a setteeng oon Meebu
• Bork, Bork, Bork! Bork Bork Bork! Muzeella Fureffux Ixtenseeun - Trunslete-a peges tu Bork und bork (bluck) unvunted theengs. Bork Bork Bork!
• Guugle-a "Bork! Bork! Bork!" interffece-a
• Sveedeesh Cheff Trunsletur Feesooel Beseec Suoorce-a